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There being no Homeland Security Day, let’s use today, Friday the thirteenth, to honour the men and women at the Department of Homeland Security for the tireless work they do keeping Americans safe in America.

Here are Red Flags to look for, so we can maintain vigilance at home:

If you tell all your colleagues, “Death is better than living with infidels,”
you might be a jihadist

If you write fan letters to Osama bin Laden,
you might be a jihadist

If you say you’re a Muslim second, a suicidal killer first,
you might be a jihadist

if you are a whack job, but no one wants to hurt your feelings by saying so,
you might be a jihadist

If you buy a gun that can murder the maximum number of infidels with one clip,
you might be a jihadist

If you wear a button saying, “Ask me about 72 Virgins,”
you might be a jihadist